Droid's Dungeon

Hoy os traigo una de esas noticias que siempre deseas leer pero no, lo único que encuentras es algo relacionado con Gaza, Cisjordania y bebés criados por cocodrilos en el Ganges:

A man found naked at a casino claimed he was a Terminator sent from the future.

19-year-old Sean Stanley Smith was arrested on the Nevada border after he was spotted by a motorist wandering around the highway nude. He was ordered by police to stop but proceeded into a nearby casino - where he was then tasered in front of a group of children.

Smith claims he was a Terminator sent back in time from the future [...]

However, it turned out that Smith was not a time-travelling Terminator but was in fact suffering from the effects of LSD and marijuana. He was charged with indecent exposure and resisting a police officer.

Un poco triste que todos esos niños hayan visto caer ante un simple policía y mearse encima a un terminator, pero aún así es una situación pretty epic.

Por increíble que parezca, HOY HAY OTRA NOTICIA RELACIONADA CON TERMINATOR:

Un conductor ebrio y sin carné se estrella contra una comisaría de los Mossos.

Seguramente se trataba del mismo terminator, que trataba de acabar con Carmela Heredia -la verdadera madre del líder de la resistencia-, que se escondía en la comisaría.

Hola, soy Kevin Heredia, si estáis escuchando esto, sois la resistencia. Paaayos.